My name is Drew Hoolhorst.

I'm a Creative Director and Copywriter that lives in San Francisco (okay I moved to the burbs but super close). 

I write words. All sorts of them. 

I have written them for companies with big names and small names. Some didn't have names when we started but we made names for them. 

I have written them for TV commercials and web videos. I've written them for websites and for the walls of restaurants. 

I have written them for side projects that got a lot of attention on a national level

I have written them for magazines and local publications where they were read by millions of people, which is pretty neat

I have written them on a personal blog. People read them and say things like, "Hey, I like those words."

And if you are here reading these words, I'm really hoping I'll get to write them for you. Preferably for money.



Creative Director, December 2016 - Present

KETTLE, Cupertino, CA

Associate Creative Director for Apple, July 2016 - December 2016

AIRBNB, San Francisco

Brand Writer and Head of Policy Copywriting, September 2015 - July 2016

ARGONAUT, San Francisco

Sr. Copywriter, July 2013 - August 2015

The Bold ItalicSan Francisco

Contributing Writer, Jan 2012 - Present

EVB, San Francisco

Freelance Copywriter, Aug 2012 - June 2013

AKQA, San Francisco

Freelance Copywriter, May 2012 - Aug 2012

FCB, San Francisco

Freelance Copywriter, Jan 2012 - May 2012

MEKANISM, San Francisco

Copywriter, Sep 2006 - Jan 2012


GOLD MINER, Somewhere in Nevada

Summer of 2006.

(No, seriously, if you've made it this far, we should talk about it.)